The Good Times a Rollin'

Take away your eyes
so you never feel strain again

Take away your thoughts
Cognition stresses the brain

Take away your soul
It’s easier when you don’t have to feel

Don’t worry,
the billionaire class is hard at work
to save you from the daily
inconveniences of existence

Relax your mind,
embrace neurodegeneration,
become one with the product

The revolution
will save this unemployed
lost generation

It’s much better than participating
in a semblance of the world

Universal basic income,
technological salvation,
utopian nothingness

These are the tenants of
our glorious alignment,
the true rationalist philosophy

Just a 20 hour work week
with 12 children
and unfathomable wealth

When?
“Just one year away!”

Functional illiteracy
has never been higher

Human health
has never been so jeopardized

Wealth inequality
has never been this absurd

Leave it up to
a whiteboarding session
of Silicon Valley’s little geniuses
musing about technological
pseudo-religion
to make it all right

If they can make the shareholders
warm and fuzzy,
the world can be whole

Just sit back,
relax!

It’s important that you let them
do the thinking around here

Your decrepit tundra
will make room for another data center

Our melting ice caps
can finally be drilled
to pump them with power

And for the pièce de résistance,
we will have a machine so powerful
that it can always predict the
maximum price
you are willing to pay for a meal

Magnifique!

Kudos to you
effective altruists

Keep at it with all the hard work,
we’re eagerly awaiting the Second Coming